When Amber Heard left a stinky present for Johnny Depp—full story

Hollywood, CA - In a 2022 trial that became a pop culture phenomenon, Johnny Depp dropped a doozy (or should we say a stink bomb) in his defamation case against Amber Heard. Depp claimed his ex-wife left a, well, "present" in their marital bed that would make any dog trainer raise an eyebrow. Yes, you read that right - feces.

Depp, looking slightly less worse for wear than during the trial itself, recounted finding a "grotesque" photo of his bed adorned with a "human fecal matter surprise." Apparently, Heard blamed their teacup Yorkies, which, let's face it, would be like accusing a chihuahua of masterminding a heist.

The internet, of course, went into meltdown faster than a Jack Sparrow impersonator at a free rum convention. Here are some of the funniest reactions from that time:

• "Maybe Amber Heard just took 'method acting' to a whole new level?" - @SnarkyScriptwriter (2022)
• "This is either the most immature revenge plot ever, or Amber Heard has a REALLY strong bond with her pets." - @PooperScooperReviews (2022)
• "I'm picturing Depp waking up, bleary-eyed, to this...well, crapstorm. The only appropriate response would be laughter. Dark, desperate laughter." - @SingleontheSunsetStrip (2022)

Depp's lawyers argued this was a deliberate act of malice, while Heard's team insisted it was a giant misunderstanding, possibly involving poorly timed gastrointestinal distress (we're picturing a very disgruntled dachshund this time).

One thing's for sure: the 2022 trial was messy, to say the least. Literally. This case may be over, but it left a stain (and a stench) on Hollywood history.