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Bucking Fastard has become one of the hot topics on social media because of mainstream media hyping up a threesome scene between Orlando Bloom and Kate and Rooney Mara. They play identical twins, Jean and Joan, who speak in sync, have the same dreams, and can even read each other’s thoughts. Both women fall in love with a man and want to sleep with him. They get into trouble for chasing him and end up moving around Ireland. With help from a social worker, they decide to dig a long tunnel through a mountain. They’re looking for a magical place where true love can really exist. I know what you want from this film: to see both sisters naked on the same screen. So yes, we see them naked, but in a photo, after a man secretly watches them changing their clothes and captures the moment on his camera. However, we do not see the photo in detail. Early in the film, they have sex with Orlando Bloom, shower flower petals on him, and then look under the sheet to see his penis and say, “So strong.”...

Anyone who wants to see nudity in films looks for an R MPA rating, but these days, even R-rated films don't contain much nudity or sex. But what can we do? Hollywood has become obsessed with hiding beautiful bodies and not adding sex. There are lots of R-rated films releasing in the remaining months of September and October, but not all of them interest me, so here are eight R-rated films that I am looking forward to watching. (1) The Love Hypothesis Lili Reinhart stars in this Prime Video film based on a novel. It is rated R for some sexual content/nudity. She has clearly said in interviews that the film has tamed the explicit sex scenes from the novel, and she has a blink-and-you-miss-it nip slip, but I am still excited to watch it for the sex scene. Hopefully, it is enjoyable and in good lighting. Releasing September 24th on Prime Video. (2) The Deputy The film follows a young sheriff's deputy who finds himself in the crosshairs of dangerous criminals when the dead body he i...